The last time I was fondled at the airport by the TSA it involved a cute lady in a pony tail. She said, while groping me "Are you carrying any concealed weapons ". I just said "No, but I was once charged with assault with a friendly weapon".
This is a blog by a woman in her 50's who is finally on the crooked path to find who she truly is.
Married at 19 and divorced at 53. I am going to unearth the artist, the cynic, the free spirit that has been long buried. Or die trying.
I've left Bethlehem
and I feel free...
I've left the girl I was supposed to be
and some day I'll be born.
~Paula Cole
13 blew out from under the bed:
Sad, but true, lol !
Thanks for your support on my blog. xo
"When it doubt, we make you whip it out!"
That could be going on my tombstone...:)
Very, very funny dust bunny!
UP
HILARIOUS!
My Fav.....
"Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I haven't flown in such a long time and I can't say I miss it.
Have a grrrreat weekend, Sis!
X ya!
Hehehe
You *were* a virgin
bwhahahahahahaha
That is funny right there!
The last time I was fondled at the airport by the TSA it involved a cute lady in a pony tail. She said, while groping me "Are you carrying any concealed weapons ". I just said "No, but I was once charged with assault with a friendly weapon".
:D
TSA ? ROFLMAO !!!
Indi
xx
Very funny stuff.
Hahaha, love it =)
Heff ~ Gotta keep a sense of humor about it. Or get drunk. Both - even better!
Ubermouth ~ Spiky and Indi think very highly of you so it's my pleasure to read your blog and bitch slap those that need it!
Ronjazz ~ LOL! So true!
UP ~ Thanks! I thought they were, too! And THANKS! for the picture, it's hysterical!
Ron ~ I'd strip naked if they wanted. Flying is scary enough without worrying about some crazy bastard with a bomb stuck up his ass. ;)
Mikki ~ HI! Yeah, that's a good one!
Anon ~ Better to laugh then to bitch. Well, most of the time!
TAG ~ She must have just loved that! LOL (I'm still sending positive energy your way.)
Indi ~ Don't know if y'all are going through the same routine at your airports but these new procedures have lots of Yanks all riled up!
tatttiara ~ Hey, girl! Where you been? Thanks for stopping by!
Pallas Renatus ~ Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
Too funny! Perhaps there should be some rules on changing gloves between passengers... I actually watch these things.
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