Do you ever read your "spam" comments? It's not like I don't have anything else to do but I read mine before I delete them. They are ALWAYS from Anonymous (DUH!) and some are quite funny. Here's a selection of the ones I liked the best along with my own comments ~
Everyone who plays the flute should learn singing.
What do y'all think? Any flute players out there? Can you sing? If not, do you think you should take lessons? Personally, I think being able to play any instrument is amazing whether you can sing or not.
Hello. You are a moderator or an administrator, and you see this message? Remove it please. Sorry for the trouble :)
I removed it in a New York minute.
As it was, I realized choosing the study of Chinese literature as my life's work was probably a mistake.
Ya think! Seriously, unless you're Chinese you definitely wasted your parents money on college.
The best careers advice to give to the your is “Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.”
No shit, Sherlock! Problem is, I couldn't find anyone to pay me to watch TV and sleep.
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Ooooookay. I guess everyone can use more frients. I wonder if a frient is anything like an a lert?
Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can't dress.
A few decades late but you're right..
A few decades late but you're right..
I'm looking to donate to help Japan? I'm so unhappy about what happened in Japan with the earthquake and tsunami and I genuinely wish to assist them through donation. Does anybody find out a website or anything where one can donate to assist Japan?
Obviously someones first visit to the internet.
Hello. And Bye.
Right back atcha!
Thanks for this dangerous tips. (On “Blog Awards” post)
Apparently this post is what got me booted from Commission Junction. Please don't report me to Homeland Security.
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Ya gotta love Babelfish. Not one bit of attention was paid and no.
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Grasping poop isn't something I'm into. I probably could direct you to a few sites where that sort of activity is going on.
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Infrequently as in NEVER!
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Thank you. You're welcome. I won't be visiting your site but y'all come back anytime.
Hello Everyone! I like watching BBC Football online.
Really! Who gives a shit?
I played these numbers in the Lottery hoping for a Hurley moment, you know like the Universe sending me a message. I'm still working so the Universe's message was a it usually is ~ Fuck You!
Men may meet but mountains never.
Men are mobile (sometimes - not during baseball, football, basketball or hockey season), mountains aren't – you did the math, genius!
Hi, I am newbie. This is my frist post … lol, say hello to all.
Say "Hi!" to another “frist”, everyone!
Can I post here some advertisement links for free? If not – plz delete this post.
Free advertising. Seriously? (I couldn't hit delete fast enough.)
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I have no colleagues that say, “Howdy”, no any that can occur. But it is a fantastic site with wonderful "participants", if I do say so myself.
Hey, im new here. Im sam, how is everyone? I look forwards to being a active member.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
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My blog is GREAT and impressive to spammers who want to try all my tips. How fucking awesome is this!?! First tip – LEAVE MY GODDAMN BLOG ALONE!