tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post4516549210837816..comments2023-10-31T07:07:00.473-04:00Comments on A Dust Bunny In The Wind: Think you're smart? Think again.nitebyrdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04967190902623933068noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-75219653564330292072009-06-14T14:19:14.040-04:002009-06-14T14:19:14.040-04:00I'm dying laughing! I have twin 8-year old gir...I'm dying laughing! I have twin 8-year old girls, so they can hit me from 2 directions at once. I've now explained how horses have sex, that sex feels great, exactly how the sperm gets from Dad to Mom, that we have sex wherever we want in the house... I answer each question honestly and bluntly because I want them to keep asking, but sometimes I just hope to hell my face isn't beet JRMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16778310889825216709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-91792346073646845322009-06-06T21:18:41.295-04:002009-06-06T21:18:41.295-04:00This post was awesome and so true. We just had th...This post was awesome and so true. We just had the birds and the bees talk with our kids. Boys was that interesting.ragehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06983729666150401903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-2200012374617614622009-06-01T15:57:13.537-04:002009-06-01T15:57:13.537-04:00Too funny - but that's because it isn't my son ! S...Too funny - but that's because it isn't my son ! Stairway to Heaven indeed ! Such typical male arrogance when they know they have a big dick :)Frequent Travelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15348485045513754985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-63122631354050099572009-06-01T14:40:34.701-04:002009-06-01T14:40:34.701-04:00Ronald ~ You are in for SO much fun! My son was m...<B>Ronald ~ You are in for SO much fun! My son was more trouble (still is) than my daughter. I found porn, pot and condom wrappers all at very inopportune times. <br /><br />CrystalChick ~ I did the same thing with the showers. At first I just thought he’d taken a keen interest in hygiene. LOL<br /><br />Ron ~ Thank you, hun! I thought maybe a new look would perk me up. You were a good son nitebyrdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04967190902623933068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-29638642238682282712009-06-01T13:46:16.834-04:002009-06-01T13:46:16.834-04:00That's so weird that you posted about kids/teens.....That's so weird that you posted about kids/teens....I was posting today about teenagers and how I am in fear of my son's teenage years yet to come. <br /><br />Kids are something else, they never fail to shock and awe!<br /><br />Hugs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-11527624427699369292009-06-01T07:50:58.830-04:002009-06-01T07:50:58.830-04:00Yep, they'll catch you unawares - I bet you did in...Yep, they'll catch you unawares - I bet you did in turn with your mum too!!! LOLJackie Adsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14422573807471118887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-82778426305754399672009-05-29T16:12:47.274-04:002009-05-29T16:12:47.274-04:00I don't have kids but my bff from high school was ...I don't have kids but my bff from high school was blessed with two boys. She told me the youngest is such a social butterfly she planned on wrapping him in plastic wrap the moment puberty hit and just leaving him there. The "stairway to heaven" comment reminds me of him.<br /><br />PS. LOVE the new layout. Perfect for you!<br /><br />PPS. Really like seeing your submissions over at AAG's new siteDistractedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05986324042785973156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-25044399867831252682009-05-28T17:13:50.442-04:002009-05-28T17:13:50.442-04:00Nitebyrd: So if I walked into his bedroom to put c...Nitebyrd: So if I walked into his bedroom to put clean laundry in his room and he is there with his girlfriend that i didn't know he had...and his hand is under her blouse and under her unbuttoned bra...that would be a good time huh? <br /><br />Yeah to call his father to come and have a talk with his son. he is so ike his dad...smooth talker, I swear. <br /><br />it really happened. talk about aSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-53454068021715331062009-05-27T21:29:39.696-04:002009-05-27T21:29:39.696-04:00That's too funny with your son! I hope my wife i...That's too funny with your son! I hope my wife is ready . . .Riff Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15791314230363729619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-30671263954208401112009-05-27T20:37:06.500-04:002009-05-27T20:37:06.500-04:00oh oh! i'd like to be a sexy mom too! that was a...oh oh! i'd like to be a sexy mom too! that was amazing. unreal response from your son. man oh man. and the period thing? i sorta got into a situation where i had to explain that to my son once. uggghhh! *sigh*Autumnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00140207537756144106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-39503991481750785042009-05-27T18:33:06.615-04:002009-05-27T18:33:06.615-04:00Good Evening Nitebyrd,
Gee...Carrie at 8 years ol...Good Evening Nitebyrd,<br /><br />Gee...Carrie at 8 years old, it bothered me at 13. Maybe the content affected her response.<br /><br />Oh and boys find it in the womb.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18233754448811631284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-34137662795633721352009-05-27T17:06:27.494-04:002009-05-27T17:06:27.494-04:00I am having these conversations with my daughter. ...I am having these conversations with my daughter. She has a new found boyfriend. Hopefully she will take her father's advice...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-68506409539659750072009-05-27T11:03:08.410-04:002009-05-27T11:03:08.410-04:00Oh the dreaded questions - I remember them well! :...Oh the dreaded questions - I remember them well! :0Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-37973159614640294802009-05-27T05:12:17.750-04:002009-05-27T05:12:17.750-04:00Who needed puberty, being asked at the dinner tabl...Who needed puberty, being asked at the dinner table by my youngest at 9, what a blow job was, did nothing at all for my digestion.<br />But I got him back when I explained and he yelled they do what .... put it in their mouths, ugh.<br />He's changed his mind at 18 about the nastyness of such an activity!!!!Fire Byrdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477692359400671374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-27789765832644638262009-05-27T04:27:53.837-04:002009-05-27T04:27:53.837-04:00So funny. I can barely imagine walking into my mo...So funny. I can barely imagine walking into my mother's presence in my underwear (I wore briefs, not boxers), and cannot even conceive of doing so with an erection or scratching myself. My youngest son, however, would probably act much like yours.<br /><br />More observations: I first heard the term "morning wood" about a year ago... from my married daughter. I suppose she learned it from her Apollo Unchainedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17665400598337268500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-20706300334327675892009-05-27T03:38:10.914-04:002009-05-27T03:38:10.914-04:00haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You sure he isn't mine?haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br /><br />You sure he isn't mine?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-46027446702026586812009-05-26T23:32:10.763-04:002009-05-26T23:32:10.763-04:00ROTFLMAO
I have had "the" talk" with the boy, and ...ROTFLMAO<br />I have had "the" talk" with the boy, and because I am such an <I>insane</I> momma, all I have had to say was, " if you don't want to see me in my lace crotchless underwear, you make sure i never see you in yours" <br />the look of horror was a moment of pure relish...Sorrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03058557348955007784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-34009934618678342032009-05-26T21:41:46.691-04:002009-05-26T21:41:46.691-04:00Ok...first of all, I LOVE your new template!!!!
I...Ok...first of all, I LOVE your new template!!!!<br /><br />It's FAAAABULOUS!!!<br /><br />HOLY SHIT...when did you do this??<br /><br />I also noticed that I missed one of your posts dated back to the 15th!! How the hell did that happen, because I have you on my reader??<br /><br />Anyway, I'll go read it after this one.<br /><br />This post is funny, because when I was still living at home with Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-39968897596992229992009-05-26T20:42:25.255-04:002009-05-26T20:42:25.255-04:00My son will be 16 this summer. His father has had...My son will be 16 this summer. His father has had the talk with him and told him to go to him anytime with any questions, etc.<br />He's still really into his video games more than girls but I know that won't last forever.<br /><br />For awhile I was getting annoyed with him spending a good half hour in the morning in the shower, thinking to myself, what the hell is he doing in there. Then the CrystalChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11778302473630157009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-816289202422790791.post-32536907576879479042009-05-26T18:49:57.859-04:002009-05-26T18:49:57.859-04:00I dread my kids hitting puberty....I dread my kids hitting puberty....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com