This is a blog by a woman in her 50's who is finally on the crooked path to find who she truly is.
Married at 19 and divorced at 53. I am going to unearth the artist, the cynic, the free spirit that has been long buried. Or die trying.
I've left Bethlehem
and I feel free...
I've left the girl I was supposed to be
and some day I'll be born.
22 blew out from under the bed:
LMAO!!! Good stuff! I wanna steal! Can I??
And did I send you your present?? I was oober crazy busy at work today and can't remember my name much less if I sent it....
Sunny ~ Sure, steal away. I'll actually forward you the email if you'd like. My daughter, a FB fiend sent it to me! LOL
nitebyrd ~ God these are so freakin funny ! So can you imagine is cave man thousands of years ago had face book or mobile phones ? Cave man to neighbour ' huh.. me got 'ungry.. yuh wanna go hunt?' Lol
This was the best way to start the morning! Can I steal it as well?? I think you have my email address.
Thanks for sharing this !!!
had seen one of those on FB already but the other ones are hilarious- especially the adam and eve one
Ha-ha, that was excellent! Great use of imagination, and so true too!
I really need this....
ROTFLMAO! You made the Joker Smile today!
That is great! Seriously, can you imagine?
Man ! "Church" doesn't even fare well on Facebook !
LMFAO! Just brilliant!
I love how everyone's is stealing this. I'm not going to steal, 'cause I'm not smart enough to figure out how! But I laughed! And when I read the one about Julius Cesar, I thought he might say a few things about Cleopatra...did you know, she didn't wash her girlbits when she was waiting for him to arrive because he liked her good and smelly...seriously! I know, I just made your day with that most private info, right?
nitebyrd re what Sandra said about dirty 'girlie parts, I had a thing with a woman who didn't wash there every day.. n she wanted me to ... well you know?... I almost gagged on the though, there's only so much tme ya can hold ya breath ya now... on that thought, have a noce Friday. It's raining here woohoo ;)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! So funny! Thanks for sharing.
this is priceless!!
that is so funny...and it coould had happened if things were not lost along the way...Shekespeare could had written hamlet on a computer.
have a great weekend sweetie.
Ciao babe. xxx
Indi ~ My daughter was laughing like a lunatic the other day, she thought this was the funniest thing EVER. She emailed it to me and we cracked up together!
Jen ~ You got it! It's damn funny, isn't it?
BFD ~ I'm always amazed at what some people can come up with during their extra time. I often wonder what I might be able to do if I had any spare time to think about it! LOL
Annie ~ I know! Wonderful minds at work! I only hope they keep using their brains for humor and don't go to the dark side!
Sir Thomas ~ Glad I could help. It did help, didn't it? (((hugs)))
Joker ~ My work here is done! ;)
Jennie ~ Damn straight! Even in the abyss, I appreciate excellent a smart-ass sense of humor!
Danielle ~ I wish I could have imagined! I would've loved to be able to take credit for such brilliance!
Heff ~ At least the didn't pick on the Pagans!
FC ~ Yup. I agree!
Sandra ~ TMI! WAAAAAY TMI, girl! Ewwwww! That kinda goes with my Anti-Monkey Butt Powder post. LOL (I'll send you the email!)
Indi ~ I used to car pool with a woman that I doubt ever put soap and water to that area. It was absolutely HORRID! I still shudder at the thought and could not imagine being "face-to-face" with that rancid place! You poor girl!
Bella ~ You're most welcome. Glad you liked it!
Dianne ~ Yeah, it is!
Spiky ~ Trying to picture The Bard tapping away at a keyboard. Hmmmm ... LOL!!! Have a good one yourself, beautiful!
LMFAO!!!!!! So damn funny! Thanks for the giggles gf!!!
LOL I just got this in an email and popped it up on my page too. Soooo funny!
Those are really, really funny. I especially like the creation one.
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