For the past couple months my right shoulder has been hurting. Thursday, it decided to go from, This-pain-is-really-annoying to OHMYFUCKINGGODSKILLMENOW!!! I went to the doctor who told me that my trapezius was like a Chinese knot. This apparently is what happens when you have a horrible amount of stress in your life, you work at a computer 8 hours a day and decide to exercise muscles you haven't used in 50 years. So since Friday, I've been hopped up on muscle relaxers and pain killers. My brain is functioning less than usual but I don't really give a shit! (Better living through chemistry!) I planned on getting up a review of this item from BABELAND ~
but I haven't been able to try it out. I think it's an absolute MUST HAVE and is perfect for Valentine's day. Babeland is carrying two different ones - a red and a silver. Order now or call them. It is just the cutest thing! From testing it on the tip of my nose (yes, a good place to test vibes!) it'll bring you to a very satisfying orgasm right quick!
Two funnies for ya. The first from my sexy Vincent ~
And this, because he looks like he works in public service or construction and he made me laugh ~
I'll try to be back this week and to answer all your comments. I really feel badly about not replying. Have a good Sunday!
20 blew out from under the bed:
nitebyrd ~ Sorry to hear you've been sufferin... have you tried acupuncture for your shoulder? It's really helped my bruised ribs to the point of I might need to go again and be used as a pin cushion.
So sorry to hear about your shoulder Nitebyrd, but this made me HOWL....
Better living through chemistry!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I love you!
Hey listen, when you get your reflex kit delivered, look for points on your shoulders. I know it will help a lot.
Feel better, Sis!
P.S. loved the video. Adorable!!! He looks like a little old man sitting there eating!
8hours a day staring at a computer? Shoulders knotting up so tight that your shoulders end up around your ears and your back feels like a leprechaun with a red hot fork is digging out your spine.
Hopped up on goofballs watching the wall paint spin around the room like butterflies lost in an eddy?
Thats my weekend too.
That doesn't sound like fun.
The stress or the drugs or the NOt being able to try out new toys.
Take care of yourself!
OUCH that sounds really painful! :(
So sorry you are in pain! Use one of those awesome vibes on your traps! :)
Sorry you've been in so much pain. Hope you are better very soon!
Oh my back knots up under stress too - you have my full sympathies. Hope everything unwinds soon!
Need to start testing those vibes on your ouchy spots.
It can be an added bonus section in your reviews.
I've used sex vibrators on people for non sexual use.
Some of the glass toys make for rolling out thigh pain really well also.
Never tried one on my nose though.
You look after yourself now, give that shoulder a chance to heal.
Annon ~ Dick shun airy ;)
Indi / sorry nitebyrd, am stealin your show 'ere.. couldn't resist ;)
dust bunny...I like that pic. hehehe.
so the doctor asks what seems to be the problem?
well you see doctor..it hurts when i do this (lifts arm)
the doctor says...well don't do that...
I'm sure your doctor is a tad more professional. :)
get well soon sweetie. xxx
*rim shot* for Spiky above...
For some reason, you disappeared from my follow list... aughhhh!!!
I hope you are feeling better...
Do you have any sexy Valentine Zombie dolls...??? ;o)
sorry about the sore shoulder. YIKES.
Have you tried the "vibe" on the shoulder, kinda like a massage (tee,hee)
love the dust bunny
Ah.. muscle pain, that's the worst! Well, I have a feeling I'm gonna be right there with ya once my ass decides to get up and start doing something again!
Indi ~ I haven't tried acupuncture, yet. I'm seeing my regular doctor tomorrow. At this point I'd even try banging my head against the wall so I could forget the shoulder pain. Thanks, hun!
Ron ~ I actually got a massage on my shoulder on Friday. The owner of the Crossfit Box also is my facialist/massage person. It's helped a little. I want to just cuddle that koala but I understand they're nasty! Thanks for stopping by, bro!
ZomBee ~ back feels like a leprechaun with a red hot fork is digging out your spine. EXACTLY! You know, the two of us together could be very, very dangerous! ;)
Illuminary ~ No kidding! I've got two that I'm very anxious to try - the correct way, not on my shoulder!
Akelamalu ~ It most definitely is. And the worst part is, I can't pinpoint when, where, why, or how it'll happen!
Danielle ~ Yeah, I could but that's no fun! LOL I might bring out the Hitachi if the doctor doesn't give me something for it.
CrystalChick ~ Thanks! It's been a very crappy 2 weeks.
tattytiara ~ Thank you! It's a bitch getting old and trying to get in shape, that's for damn sure!
Vixen ~ Thank you, hun!
Inferno ~ When I was selling toys, one of the places I told customers was to test it on the tip of their nose or the webbing between their thumb and forefinger. Both are sensitive areas and won't cause heart attacks by panties being dropped in public! I may try that glass toy thing, I was told to apply ice, not heat to the area.
Grump ~ Thank you. I'm trying.
Anonymous ~ That has been suggested to me. I'm going to see if the MD thinks it's muscular or nerve first. Thinking of having my neck/back cracked just gives me the heebie jeebies, though.
Indi ~ You can steal my show anytime, girl! You know I love you!
Spiky ~ LOL! I once asked my friends daughter, who's a physical therapist, about a different type of shoulder pain and she gave me that answer. BITCH! My doctor is pretty cool.
Red Shoes ~ I'll keep popping up on your blog so you won't lose me. I just got the fabric dyed for the next bunch of Zombie Mommies. I shall make one that is Valentine-ish but you know she won't be "cute"!
Wendy ~ Haven't tried the vibes yet but if I can't get some relief soon I may have to turn 'em all on and lay on top of them for several hours! Thanks, girl!
Jennie ~ If you want to be brutalized but lose weight and look good fast, try Crossfit. I may die from it, however my corpse will look fan-fucking-tastic!
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