Recently I’ve been reading Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse and it’s given me an idea. I’m a “facial specialist”, meaning I give facials. Not FACIALS. I also enjoy getting facials, not FACIALS. (When writing for people that read a whole lotta sex blogs, this could get confusing.) I’m an esthetician, a skin care/facial specialist. Duly licensed and insured, I make the skin, on your face , neck and décolleté look better and stay healthy.
Since the economy tanked, women, who usually get facials, have decided that getting a facial is a luxury (It really isn’t, especially if you want to stay young looking!) so the need for estheticians isn’t very great. Per my usual luck, I finally decide on something I LOVE to do, take out a student loan, go to school, graduate (with honors!) and BAM! can’t find a job. If I were a 20-something just getting out of college, I wouldn’t be too upset because I’d have years to work on getting that dream job. Unfortunately, I don’t have years, which is what lead me to an idea after reading Happy endingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse.
As a licensed esthetician in my state, I can only treat the head, neck and face and also wax all the hairy bits of the body that warrant waxing. I also have a “body wrapping” certificate. That’s for doing body scrubs, exfoliation, moisturizing treatments, aromatherapy, etc. I cannot say that I will “massage” you. I am allowed to apply lotion to the hands, arms and shoulders with “massage like application techniques”. So what if I gave you a traditional facial and then used “massage like application techniques” to give Happy Ending Facials to men? I'd call it The Bunny Tail Facial. There are men who do regularly get facials, although that demographic isn’t very large in my area. But a Happy Ending Facial would surely bring ‘em in, dontcha think?
My service would actually be a huge plus for the women, too. Think of it ladies, your man would come home with clean, glowing skin. His eyebrows, nostrils and ears would be groomed (waxing nostrils and ears is akin to something used during The Spanish Inquisition. Most men will divulge national secrets during a nostril wax! The soothing facial is required after the nose, ear and eyebrow waxing, trust me.) to perfection and he’d be relaxed. I’ll bet he’d take you out to dinner or buy you those diamond earrings! Maybe both, ‘cause I’m THAT good! If he's not married or attached there's a distinct possibility I'll get the diamond earrings and I wouldn't mind that one bit.
I’m actually researching the bylaws to see if there’s any rule against applying lotion/crème “with massage like application techniques” with breasts. I could charge extra for a penis facial done with my boobs! Regular facials go from about $45.00 to $75.00, can you imagine what I could charge for a Bunny Tail Facial avec des Seins? (French. Sounds classy and not at all illegal, doesn’t it?)
Tell me what you think about this idea. Guys, does it sound like something you’d pay for and get at least twice a month?