Fun time! Rupert of Chateau Hentzau recently tagged me. My very first blogging tag!
1.) What's the largest thing you've ever put in your ass? ~ Since this is relatively new territory for me, this is the largest thing so far. I'm working on getting this in there so I can eventually get one of these to fit.
2.) What's the oddest object you've put inside your body(ass/pussy)? ~ Would a camera count? Colonoscopies are SO much fun! I've had a pelvic ultrasound. That "wand" was a fairly decent size but Nurse Ratchet on the other end was a mood killer. Okay, seriously - a Popsicle in my pussy. Just because.
3.) What's the most public place you've ever had sex? ~ A cemetery.
4.) Are you naughtier in your head than you are in your bed? ~ I can be. I'm trying to go from abstract to concrete forms of naughty though.
5.) Masturbating - what do you call it? ~ Fun!
6.) Would you, could you, in a car? On the highway? In a bar? ~ Sex in a car, blow-job in a bar. On the highway? Not so far!
7.) What do you think is your most sexually attractive feature ? ~ My rapier wit. Possibly, my eyes.
8.) What do other people think is your most sexually attractive feature? ~ My tits.
9.) Do you have an instant turn-on spot on your body? If yes, where is it? ~ If I do, no one has found it yet.
10.) Is there anything you want to do that you're too chicken to try? ~ After having a 10 lb, 1 oz baby vaginally - NO!
UPDATE!!! Just so y'all know, my opinion of ELMER'S CHOCOLATES has been corroborated!
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