Sunday, July 17, 2011

I am ...

I am sleek.

I am sexy.

I am fast.

When you wrap your legs around me and get me going, I'll give you the ride of your life. Your heart will pound, you'll gasp.

I will make you beg for more.  Who am I?


Yeah, right! Not this nitebyrd. This Nitebyrd ~

Indi's Nitebyrd!

INDI, owner of the most beautiful breasts on the internet, has a new motorcycle she named ~ NITEBYRD!

I'm totally honored. Please go wish Indi good luck and safe travels. Thanks!

Thursday, July 7, 2011


If only Dexter were real ...

I live not far from Orlando, Ms. Anthony's home town. I read and/or heard about her missing then deceased child way before her arrest and trial became a national phenomenon.  While the jury acquitted her because the prosecution failed to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt, I believe they were wrong.  I do not think justice was served.

Casey Anthony has been given her freedom by a jury of her peers.  That does not prove her innocence only that she was able to lie with incredible skill and dispose of a body with such cunning that by the time her child was found, nature had eliminated any forensic proof of how she was murdered.  And murdered she was. 

Since this case is now three years old, no other person has been named or looked at as a viable suspect but Casey Anthony.  Sadly, there may never be justice for Caylee.  While her mother is now able to live "Bella Vita", Caylee is "morto troppo presto".  A few drinks and a Hot Body contest or two should make Ms. Anthony feel much better, don't you think?


To combat the evil, let's do something good. 
For a mere $5.00 donation to SIECUS through BABELAND, you can get a FREE Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle (these are AMAZING!)  or if you spend $70.00 or more and donate $5.00 you get a Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie and the candle!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy 4th of July from me and HoneyBadger

Friday, July 1, 2011

What A Bug!

Courtship never sounded so sweet -- at least in the insect kingdom. It appears that a tiny bug known as the singing penis (also, water boatman, or Micronecta scholtzi) -- is the loudest creature on Earth, relative to its body size and the way in which it uses its penis.

BBC Nature News reports that French and Scottish scientists have determined that the male variety of the 2mm freshwater insect "sings" so loud -- at almost 100 decibels -- it's like sitting in the front row of a concert hall while a loud orchestra plays.

Here's where the penis comes into play: the male bug attempts to beguile a prospective mate by rubbing its penis against its abdomen -- something called "stridulation," which insects do all the time when they rub body parts together to produce sounds.

The scientific team was caught off guard at the volume of the insects, which are found all over Europe.

"We were very surprised. We first thought the sound was coming from larger aquatic species," said James Windmill of the University of Strathclyde, Glasgow. "When we identified without any doubt the sound source, we spent a lot of time making absolutely sure that our recordings of the sounds were calibrated correctly," he said.

Their findings, published in the science journal PLoS One, indicate the bewitching song of the insect designated M. scholtzi can be compared to the sound of a passing freight train.