
Nude couple crash SUV in XXXXX with drugs, empty alcohol bottles inside
By Will Greenlee
Originally published 02:23 p.m., May 27, 2008
Updated 02:23 p.m., May 27, 2008
XXXXX COUNTY — A nude 18-year-old woman who admitted dealing marijuana was arrested after crashing a Toyota into a utility pole with a naked man as a passenger, according to an arrest affidavit obtained Tuesday.
Megan M. Douglas, of the 6300 block of Gardena Street, was behind the wheel of a blue Toyota Highlander on Friday night, eastbound on 25th Street. About 9:50 p.m., Douglas went down a swale and hit a utility pole head on.
Arriving deputies found Douglas and a passenger — a naked man — and both said they'd just had sex.
In the back seat, investigators turned up a purse with roughly 5 ounces of marijuana, a glass pipe, plastic bags and a digital scale.
"I asked Douglas if this was for personal use and she said she deals it," the affidavit states.
Investigators found alcohol bottles and cans in the driver's and passenger's areas.
Douglas and the passenger were taken to XXXXX Medical Center & Heart Institute, where Douglas was treated and arrested.
Douglas faces charges including possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of drug paraphernalia, DUI with property damage/personal injury and possession of alcohol by a person under 21.
Douglas was released Saturday from the XXXXX County Jail on $13,500 bail, a jail official said.
© 2008 Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers
I love to read. I'll read most anything. I really love to read weird stuff about strange things. I read this story a few days ago and can't stop thinking about it.
WHAT THE FUCK COULD THESE PEOPLE HAVE NEEDED SO BADLY, THEY LEFT WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES???
Seriously, they had alcohol and drugs. They had sex so a condom run couldn't have been priority. Was it the munchies? Was the siren song of Doritos and Ding Dongs so strong that it caused them to rush from the house (?) naked? Did they hear a news report that gas had gone down to $1.99 a gallon and had to get it at that moment?
The idiotic things that people do fascinate me. Can you imagine how many dead and/or dying brain cells these two had to drive naked, stoned and drunk, and then crash? And ... and .... and - then admit to being a drug dealer???? Holy! Fuck! The preponderance of stupidity is staggering.
I've been having so much fun imagining what was going on in their pitiful minds that my inquiring mind really doesn't want to know the the real reason for their trip because I know it will disappoint me.
Let me know what YOU think what they were planning on. 'K?