Thursday, November 27, 2008



Sunday, November 9, 2008


White Chocolate Truffle

What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue? The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle's complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.

Nut Cluster Crunch

This eerie candy will test the sanity of all but those who possess the strongest of constitutions. Strange congeries of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios dance hypnotically within, promising to reveal their eldritch secrets to anyone foolish enough to take a bite of these ancient nut clusters!

Coconut Creme Swirl

They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!

Dark Chocolate Fudge

Dark! All-encompassing, eternal darkness! Human eyes cannot penetrate the stygian blackness of this unholy confection!

Peanut Butter Cup

In 1856, a fisherman from a tiny hamlet on the New England coast made a terrible pact with serpentine beasts from beneath the sea, that he might create the most delicious sweet seen upon the Earth since the days of the great Elder Race. Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you!

Chocolate Cherry Cordial

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

Caramel Chew

There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.

Toffee Nugget

Few men dare ask the question "What is toffee, exactly?" All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.

A very close friend sent this to me awhile ago. I figured after last week it was time for some fun!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

President Barack Obama

I would like to know how people in other countries feel about the United States of America electing a bi-racial man as president.

All you lurkers out there please post a comment. I'm very interested in your views.


Sunday, November 2, 2008

Get your ass out and VOTE!

*** I've cast my ballot. My son went with me, it was his first time voting. Have you voted? What the fuck are you waiting for? :) ***


I am not political. I don't engage in political discussions, or religious ones for that matter. I do feel that it is important to understand what the candidates are saying (even if it all is bullshit) and to make an informed decision then cast your vote for the candidate you think will do the best job for the country. Like assholes, everyone has a opinion. I definitely have mine. The economy sucks, corruption and stupidity are rampant, homelessness, poverty, racism, bigotry, intolerance and oppression know no bounds at present. But, this is our country. We cannot ignore the problems while we revel in the freedom. It is the responsibility of each and every one of us to help make America prosperous, tolerant, safe and joyful.

Go vote on Tuesday, make a fucking difference!