Saturday, July 19, 2008

WANT!



If y'all don't know by this time, I have a dark side. I love horror and have a particular passion for skeletons and skulls. This dildo is just calling my name. Actually it's probably whispering in a creepy voice. Don't you just love it! Always Aroused Girl did a review of it for Jane's Guide. The minute I saw it's bony little self, I have lusted for it. Wish me luck at my sales at Swingfest because if I turn a profit, this little darling will be mine!

28 blew out from under the bed:

Ron said...

You ROCK Nitebyrd!

The word BONER is perfect for these!

I've got a dark side too. Mine is anything DRACULA!

Hey...I sending you lots of good luck for Swingfest, dear lady! I have a feeling you're going sell out of things!!

Go, girl!

nitebyrd said...

Ron, Vampires are to die for HOT, HOT, HOT!!! I'm passionate about Vamps! Oh, yeah - that pun was intended! Have you read Kim Harrison's books about The Hallows? If not, get them RIGHT NOW! Thanks for the good wishes, hun.

Jeff B said...

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Actually, I guess you'll have a bone to pick with yourself if all goes well.

Good luck!

Magnus said...

The wallpaper on my Hell Phone used to be a skull, and it's still my avatar in certain online communities. I make a big deal out of celebrating Halloween - perhaps I'll tell some stories about it (and perhaps even post some pics) closer to October - and I have upward of 300 horror movies on VHS or DVD.

Sounds like you're a lady after my own heart....

Trixie said...

Um.... I hope you do well with the profit at swingfest! But you can keep that vibe!

Sorrow said...

Still laughing...
okay, that is almost as hilarious as the one I saw that was shaped like Hollywood famous people. ( James dean, Clark gable,ect..)
Best of look on the show, and if you purchase that boner, I want to know if it lives up to it's creepiness!

having my cake said...

Far too creepy for me! Although I can see the advantages of having one that glows in the dark :)

Anndi said...

What girl wouldn't love a practical gift like that?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hey bunny...I hope you sell a millions $$$$ so it can be yours.

Bone...appetit. :P

Loving Annie said...

I just couldn't f**k myslef with one of thos things, shudder...

I'm waiting for a dildo that is 98.6 degrees hot, oozes pre-come, and will squirt on command...

Cormac Mac Art said...

The depravity of the female sex knows no bounds ....!

CrystalChick said...

Sell lots at Swingfest!! Hope you get to release some real horrifying screams SOON!

Southern Sage said...

Good luck!!!!
I hope you make plenty and can buy a BONEr!

Deech! said...

Nitebyrd,

Nice assortment. Do they glow in the dark? It would be so cool if they glowed in the dark...

bekster1976 said...

Those are pretty creepy lookin'! I bet they still get the job done though!

Thanks for your emails and support! Girls rock!

Fat Controller said...

I think I'd be scared of aliens busting out of her chest if I used that on H!!! She's sticking to her bright pink Rabbit, thanks all the same!

Riff Dog said...

Good luck at Swingfest . . . but I hope that you're aiming for profits higher than just the price of one sex toy! ; )

nitebyrd said...

magnus ~ Oh! I am! Skulls, skeletons, I love 'em. Also, vampires, gargoyles, fairies, witches, ghouls, ghosts .....

trixie ~ But ... he's so damn cute! I don't think he vibrates but that would be totally awesome!

sorrow ~ Where did you see a Clark Gable dildo? I want that, too! I've always lurved Clark. Soooooo sexy.

cake ~ I'm not sure he glows in the dark but yes, that would definitely come in handy at the cemetery. ;)

anndi ~ Absolutely!

spiky ~ Millions would be nice. I could buy him and the rest of the toys Whipspider has to offer. They all are creepy but so beautiful.

annie ~ I'll keep my eye out for one of those at Swingfest and snap it up for you!

cormac ~ Being normal is SO boring!

crystalchick ~ I'm going to practice my "Horror Movie Cum Scream" with the Hitachi so when I get my bone boy, I'll be ready. :D

Sage ~ I'm venturing into the great unknown. Very nerve wracking. I'll definitely need something to soothe me after this whole thing is done.

Deech! ~ Yeah, I do agree if the glowed in the dark, they'd be even cooler.

bekster ~ I think I'll go with "unique" instead of creepy. Although, there's nothing wrong with a creepy dildo, is there? Creepy humans are another story. YOU rock, girl!

fat controller ~ Yeah, he's not for everyone but I'm just that dark to lust for him. Pink Rabbits are also fantastic. Mine's purple but I love him, too!

riff dog ~ As this is totally alien territory, I have no expectations of making any money. I do hope to make lots and lots of contacts for possible new distributors and party bookings. Selling my products will be icing on the cake, making a profit will be the cherry!

BTW ~ If anyone has ever been to a "swinger" and/or alternate lifestyle convention, can y'all give me some information on what it's like. Thanks!

Indigo said...

I just love Buffy the Vampire slayer, and the lesbian in it! I adore bllod horror and gore too. If I were in U.S.A I'd come to your party for sure, I'd swing from the light switches given half the chance...Lol

nitebyrd said...

Indigo ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel are two of my favorite shows! They were my guilty pleasures. I love for you to be able to come to Swingfest, you'd ADORE it! Plus, great weather and flat land for your motorcycle.

Indigo said...

Awesome..flat land AND great weather.. it all sounds just so fuckin wicked nitebyrd

Indigo said...

Awesome..flat land AND great weather.. it all sounds just so fuckin wicked nitebyrd

DJ Kirkby said...

Urk! Noooooo....can't say it appeals to me.

The Middle Child said...

I hope your absence from your blog means you are doing great fun things and not dull boring things.

Hugs, and hope to see a new post soon!

Bekah

Maeve said...

That has to be the funnyest dildo I've seen! It would get the mood started since they say it is the same happy hormone we produce while having sex and laughing!

Rooster Boy said...

Wow...love those Tools. My girlfriend want me to get some from, uh, for her. What sizes do they come in?

trublmaka said...

Well, going by the pic, its just an interesting dust collector... but the I clicked the links, ...
Not for me though!
Oh I love the whole fantasy creatures and mythical beings, but I've become such a sook with pregnancy, I can't even watch mild horror without getting the heeby-jeebies! lol
May Swingfest be an incredible success for you sweety!
xoxo Enjoy your new toy/s! xo

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