This is a blog by a woman in her 50's who is finally on the crooked path to find who she truly is.
Married at 19 and divorced at 53. I am going to unearth the artist, the cynic, the free spirit that has been long buried. Or die trying.
I've left Bethlehem
and I feel free...
I've left the girl I was supposed to be
and some day I'll be born.
13 blew out from under the bed:
Yes I was, wasn't I?
George ~ See, we all have a little light in the darkness!
OMG...that's freaking HYSTERICAL, Nitebyrd!!!!
And not only is it funny, but it's truly a BRIGHT SPOT for all of us remember!
Thanks for the reminder, Sis!
Hope you had a great weekend!
Actually, I wasn't... I was the one hanging onto the tail of the faster sperm... and then tied that tail into a knot when we got close. C;)
That cracked me up !
Hope all is going well, Nitebyrd, and.... am making cookies for you tomorrow, to be put in the mail on Tuesday - and should be at your door on Thursday :)
that is so funny! positive thoughts, just thin positive thoughts.
Ron ~ Glad you liked it. I kinda figured you would, us being on the same mental plain and all. LOL
Craig Andrew ~ Now, why did I just KNOW that you might not have been the fastest but you were most definitely the SMARTEST!
Annie ~ It was one of the funniest things I read in a long time so of course, I had to make it my own. I'm SO looking forward to your cookies. I'll have to hide 'em from my son!
Autumn ~ When you're in the Abyss as much as me, any spot of light is welcome. Especially one that's really funny!
Well some of them were and some of us weren't.... but together we make the world go round!
Happy New Year Babe
I'll remember that! LOL
Damn, those other million sperm must REALLY be pathetic!
hey F that! I still am!
Fire Byrd ~ Happy New Year to you, too! The world would be boring as hell if we all were the smartest, the fastest and the most beautiful, wouldn't it?
Akelamalu ~ I have a copy printed out at work and home. I may even embroider it on a pillow!
Riff ~ I think the wee sperm that started you just sweet-talked the egg into letting him have his way with her. ;)
Sage ~ Yes. Yes, you most definitely are!
Ahh, I wish I knew when those times were...loved this post!
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