Dear Ugly People,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead!!!
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
EDIT: The following letter is NOT funny at all. Not. At. All.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
My daughter sent me these. Pretty damn funny, right? (Except that Nickelback one.) I've got a review coming up for BABELAND and then some posts about things I've been thinking about. My brain is a dark, twisted place.
18 blew out from under the bed:
Lol...Thanks for sharing those. Looking forward to your dark and twisted musings.
Have a good weekend!
Oh, that was the laugh I needed!
especially the irreverant ones...
nitebyrd ~ I love the last one.. cor blimey they made me laugh...THANK YOU... and thank you to your daughter.. fricken funny
Those are just so funny and so damn clever! I particularly like the Dear Yahoo one. :)
You make me pee with laughter!
LOVED these.. still laughing! My fave was Marco...
Thanks so much!
Hahaha brilliant! I must tweet this!
OH I definitely LOL'd at quite a few. And will probably borrow this list. ;)
I laughed out loud right here at my desk. Thanks for brightening the dark dreary day here.. My fav is the Jersey Shore girls... Someone remind why they are famous again???????
Hilarious pos ! Thanks, I needed the laugh.
Glad you think it is cute.
I can NOT pick up peanuts with it.
But I can pick up WOMEN with it.
Letter writing is ALMOST as dead as (gasp!) BLOGGER !!
Thanks for the laugh chica!
I love them!!
I have too many favorites to name them
thanks for the laughs
i used to write letters when i was a child...oh wait...
Those were funny.
Yeah, I didn't laugh at the Nickelback on either!....or the Justin Bieber one. Don't judge.
The others: hysterical!
Ok those were freakin FUNNY! The iPhone one especially.
Thanks for sharing!
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