Dear Ugly People,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead!!!
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
EDIT: The following letter is NOT funny at all. Not. At. All.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
My daughter sent me these. Pretty damn funny, right? (Except that Nickelback one.) I've got a review coming up for BABELAND and then some posts about things I've been thinking about. My brain is a dark, twisted place.