Thursday, September 23, 2010

What If FaceBook Existed Years Ago?

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This was an email from my daughter.


22 blew out from under the bed:

Sunny said...

LMAO!!! Good stuff! I wanna steal! Can I??

And did I send you your present?? I was oober crazy busy at work today and can't remember my name much less if I sent it....

xoxo

nitebyrd said...

Sunny ~ Sure, steal away. I'll actually forward you the email if you'd like. My daughter, a FB fiend sent it to me! LOL

Indi said...

nitebyrd ~ God these are so freakin funny ! So can you imagine is cave man thousands of years ago had face book or mobile phones ? Cave man to neighbour ' huh.. me got 'ungry.. yuh wanna go hunt?' Lol


Indi

xx

Jen Fooled Around said...

This was the best way to start the morning! Can I steal it as well?? I think you have my email address.

Thanks for sharing this !!!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

had seen one of those on FB already but the other ones are hilarious- especially the adam and eve one

Annie said...

Ha-ha, that was excellent! Great use of imagination, and so true too!

Sir Thomas said...

I really need this....

*sighs*

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! You made the Joker Smile today!

Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Fucken funny!

Danielle said...

That is great! Seriously, can you imagine?

Heff said...

Man ! "Church" doesn't even fare well on Facebook !

Fat Controller said...

LMFAO! Just brilliant!

Sandra said...

I love how everyone's is stealing this. I'm not going to steal, 'cause I'm not smart enough to figure out how! But I laughed! And when I read the one about Julius Cesar, I thought he might say a few things about Cleopatra...did you know, she didn't wash her girlbits when she was waiting for him to arrive because he liked her good and smelly...seriously! I know, I just made your day with that most private info, right?

Indi said...

nitebyrd re what Sandra said about dirty 'girlie parts, I had a thing with a woman who didn't wash there every day.. n she wanted me to ... well you know?... I almost gagged on the though, there's only so much tme ya can hold ya breath ya now... on that thought, have a noce Friday. It's raining here woohoo ;)


Indi


xxx

Bella said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! So funny! Thanks for sharing.

Dianne said...

this is priceless!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

that is so funny...and it coould had happened if things were not lost along the way...Shekespeare could had written hamlet on a computer.

have a great weekend sweetie.

Ciao babe. xxx

nitebyrd said...

Indi ~ My daughter was laughing like a lunatic the other day, she thought this was the funniest thing EVER. She emailed it to me and we cracked up together!

Jen ~ You got it! It's damn funny, isn't it?

BFD ~ I'm always amazed at what some people can come up with during their extra time. I often wonder what I might be able to do if I had any spare time to think about it! LOL

Annie ~ I know! Wonderful minds at work! I only hope they keep using their brains for humor and don't go to the dark side!

Sir Thomas ~ Glad I could help. It did help, didn't it? (((hugs)))

Joker ~ My work here is done! ;)

Jennie ~ Damn straight! Even in the abyss, I appreciate excellent a smart-ass sense of humor!

Danielle ~ I wish I could have imagined! I would've loved to be able to take credit for such brilliance!

Heff ~ At least the didn't pick on the Pagans!

FC ~ Yup. I agree!

Sandra ~ TMI! WAAAAAY TMI, girl! Ewwwww! That kinda goes with my Anti-Monkey Butt Powder post. LOL (I'll send you the email!)

Indi ~ I used to car pool with a woman that I doubt ever put soap and water to that area. It was absolutely HORRID! I still shudder at the thought and could not imagine being "face-to-face" with that rancid place! You poor girl!

Bella ~ You're most welcome. Glad you liked it!

Dianne ~ Yeah, it is!

Spiky ~ Trying to picture The Bard tapping away at a keyboard. Hmmmm ... LOL!!! Have a good one yourself, beautiful!

twosexytigers said...

LMFAO!!!!!! So damn funny! Thanks for the giggles gf!!!

Luv ya!!!
Ms. Tigerx

CrystalChick said...

LOL I just got this in an email and popped it up on my page too. Soooo funny!

Riff Dog said...

Those are really, really funny. I especially like the creation one.

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