Saturday, November 20, 2010

Sunday Funnies



Since I actually have started to exercise and will be trying The Paleo Diet for 7 weeks, I found this hysterical.  My goal is NOT to look like a uterus but to be thinner and be toned.  I want to be gorgeous!

17 blew out from under the bed:

Heff said...

Ain't nothing wrong lookin' like a uterus either, lol !

Indi said...

nitebryd ~ you are gorgeous babe... I've started weight lifting... I fill a glass with red wine and takin my time lift and sip... lower and land. Lift and sip, I've been on a gin n tonic diet too, I've already lost 3 days!! You take care hun, exercise can be a strain on your joints.. I've started takin glucosamine with sulphate, actually with my breast pain of late, I ake so many frickin tablets in a morning,... I 'm startin to rattle Lol... you take care of yourself nitebyrd. I've not had any fags for 15 days... I could murder one right now ;(

Indi


xxxx

Ron said...

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG, HYSTERICAL, Nitebyrd!!!!

And I also have to laugh at Indi's comment about how she weight lifts - that's brilliant!

You ARE gorgeous, Sis!

And don't ever forget that!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

X ya!

BlacknickSculpture said...

Good luck with the diet & excercise! Better you than me ;P

Jen Fooled Around said...

The pic is sooo funny.. and I have to agree with Indi's exercise plan.


You are already gorgeous on the inside lady.. and doing what makes you happy is important. If you are doing this for you..then you will def succeed. I raise my glass in support!

Akelamalu said...

Reading Indi's commenent I have to say I like the idea of weightlifting. ;)

Riff Dog said...

Hey! Somebody Photoshopped some ugly guy's head onto my body! I'm gonna sue!

Pallas Renatus said...

Hah, I love it. Also, thanks for reminding me to get my ass back to the gym =)

nitebyrd said...

Heff ~ Really? I like a nice body but that guy is a bit over the top, I think. He probably spends too much time looking at himself, too.

Indi ~ Thanks, hun. I like your workout but that won't help much with my flappy arms. LOL You're beautifully thin and I'm really proud of you for quitting smoking. My knees are hurting but I'm hoping with weight loss that'll ease up.

Ron ~ Awww, thanks! He's a bit scary, isn't he?

Blacknick ~ Since I haven't exercised since high school, it's definitely a challenge but I hope it'll be worth it!

Jen ~ Thank you. I want to have thighs that'll crack walnuts and an ass you can bounce a quarter off of. I don't want gravity to win! Indi does have good program, though!

Akelamalu ~ I lift weights but unfortunately no wine is attached! I never knew that so much coordination went into exercise!

Riff ~ No. He has gone from fabulous to freak and I know you're still at fabulous!

Pallas ~ Yes. You should go back to the gym. I want more people to suffer with me. I haven't gotten that exercise "high" yet. So, go back to the gym and get your ass tightened up! ;)

Anonymous said...

bwhahahahahahaha!
Thats funny right there!

Uterus's are good people I always say!

nitebyrd said...

Anon ~ I guess it's better to be a uterus than a dick, right? Ya know what I mean!;)

Sandra said...

OMG you're right! He does look like a uterus!
I can't wait to find out how you find this diet. You'll have to share your secrets because I'm done with the low carb diet. I was on it for so long, now I see a carb, and my heart goes pitter-pat. I don't think a person is supposed to be in love with a rice cake.

nitebyrd said...

Sandra ~ This is a no-carb, no sugar, no salt, no dairy, no delicious, yummy food diet. If it wasn't around when the cavemen were then you don't eat it. After 7 weeks, I may commit murder for a potato!

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO!

the eternal list said...

did someone say *uterus*?...i'm there!...

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Danielle said...

You are gorgeous! I have to admit that I love me some big muscles!