Monday, November 29, 2010

Cyber Monday - Pirates Rocket Vibe Review

If you haven’t realized it by now, let me tell you that I love unusual items.  My taste runs from kitschy to bizarre to morbid to weird.  This is my standard to most things including sex toys.  Why have a plain old pink vibrator with no personality when you can have something like the Pirates Rocket Vibrator?  Look how pretty and wild it is!  It’s got tattoos and rhinestones for Pete’s sake!  And not only does it look gorgeous, it works fabulously! BABELAND knows I covet the strange and has graciously sent this vibe to me.

The Pirates Rocket Vibrator is made of ABS hard plastic, it’s smooth and silky.  Phthalate free. It’s 8” long by 1 ¼” diameter,  6 ½” are insertable.  The vibe runs on two C batteries, not included.  It also comes with a sweet, satiny drawstring storage bag.

I usually don't care much for a straight vibe but I really like this one.  It could be because the weight of the 2 C batteries give its some heft and allows for more powerful vibrations than the usual couple of AA's. The battery compartment is simple to open and the batteries are dropped in – easy peasy! I definitely liked that I felt “full” when I inserted the vibrator. The control button is a breeze to find and you can scroll through the 5 (five) different functions with ease. There are 3 continuous vibrating selections – low, medium, high and two staggered vibrating selections, slower and faster (my description).

I used a little bit of lube before inserting the vibe and after running through the functions settled on the steady, fast vibrations. I've got a g-spot somewhere but I can't orgasm solely through vaginal stimulation however I liked that I got some really strong feelings with this vibe. The silky skin allows for smooth thrusting and the “rhinestones” add good traction. After enjoying the vibes alone for awhile, I added the Pirates Pendant Vibe to my clit for a truly satisfying orgasm! It was totally rockin'!

The Pirates Rocket Vibe cleans up very easily. I'd be careful about getting too much of anything on the rhinestones but the package does say the vibrator is “splash proof”.

This is not only a very original and unique vibrator but it actually is one you'll want to use – again and again! Remember, this would be a really great stocking stuffer! *wink, wink*

16 blew out from under the bed:

Akelamalu said...

:0 that's novel! LOL

Ron said...

One question...

Does this vibrator cum with Johnny Depp...Aaaarrr, matey!

HAHAHHHAHAHAHHA!

GREAT review, Nitebryd! Looks like BIG fun!

Hey, I LOVE your new Christmas holiday header. VERY fabulous!

X ya, Sis!

Red Shoes said...

LOL @ the Rocket... does it come with Rocket Lube???

~shoes~

Indi said...

Nitebyrd ~ the bird on the packet ? can I have her instead of the vibrator ? Pleeeeeeeeease ;) pretty Pleeeeease ??

Indi

xx

distracted said...

That's adorable! You just gave me the perfect gift idea for someone on my list. Thanks!

nitebyrd said...

Akelamalu ~ It definitely is but it's also very effective!

Ron ~ Wellllllll .... I checked the box thoroughly but he wasn't there. :( But, using the vibe does conjure some magnificent Johnny Depp fantasies. *yummy!*

Red Shoes ~ No rocket lube but it will produce lots of "moisture"!

Indi ~ She's damn hot, isn't she? Babeland does offer the "Pirates" DVD's. They'd be a nice addition to your Christmas stocking!

Distracted ~ You're welcome. It also comes in a purple version with white detailing. Personally, I think this model is the most beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I was going to buy this for the bride until I saw the dimensions. Sigh it lacks three inches it seems.
sigh.

BP

Pallas Renatus said...

How delightfully strange, lol!

Danielle said...

I want one in my uhmmmm stocking!

nitebyrd said...

Anon ~ If I send you a "Clone A Willie" will your bride make one for me? ;)

Pallas ~ That's me! Delightfully strange! LOL

Danielle ~ I'm sure Santa will be good to you. He always likes to see ummmm .... full stockings! ;)

Heff said...

If ya REALLY wanna get freaky....


http://divine-interventions.com/baby.php

the eternal list said...

well, if THE SKULL is wearing a santa hat, i might as well get in the spirit, too...

nitebyrd said...

tel ~ That's Mort. He has hats for every occasion. He's rockin' on New Years, for sure. He's like one of those geese that normal people have on their lawns. Don't sweat it, he hasn't inspired me yet.

Gucci Mama said...

I feel like it should come with an eye patch.

Indi said...

nitebyrd ~ I know who she looks like ... Anastasia... crossed with the good part of Britney Spears... (which ever part that is)


Indi

xx

UP said...

i like the fact that you're naughty, very very brave this time of year!

Santa's watching.

UP