If you haven’t realized it by now, let me tell you that I love unusual items. My taste runs from kitschy to bizarre to morbid to weird. This is my standard to most things including sex toys. Why have a plain old pink vibrator with no personality when you can have something like the Pirates Rocket Vibrator? Look how pretty and wild it is! It’s got tattoos and rhinestones for Pete’s sake! And not only does it look gorgeous, it works fabulously! BABELAND knows I covet the strange and has graciously sent this vibe to me.
The Pirates Rocket Vibrator is made of ABS hard plastic, it’s smooth and silky. Phthalate free. It’s 8” long by 1 ¼” diameter, 6 ½” are insertable. The vibe runs on two C batteries, not included. It also comes with a sweet, satiny drawstring storage bag.
I usually don't care much for a straight vibe but I really like this one. It could be because the weight of the 2 C batteries give its some heft and allows for more powerful vibrations than the usual couple of AA's. The battery compartment is simple to open and the batteries are dropped in – easy peasy! I definitely liked that I felt “full” when I inserted the vibrator. The control button is a breeze to find and you can scroll through the 5 (five) different functions with ease. There are 3 continuous vibrating selections – low, medium, high and two staggered vibrating selections, slower and faster (my description).
I used a little bit of lube before inserting the vibe and after running through the functions settled on the steady, fast vibrations. I've got a g-spot somewhere but I can't orgasm solely through vaginal stimulation however I liked that I got some really strong feelings with this vibe. The silky skin allows for smooth thrusting and the “rhinestones” add good traction. After enjoying the vibes alone for awhile, I added the Pirates Pendant Vibe to my clit for a truly satisfying orgasm! It was totally rockin'!
The Pirates Rocket Vibe cleans up very easily. I'd be careful about getting too much of anything on the rhinestones but the package does say the vibrator is “splash proof”.
This is not only a very original and unique vibrator but it actually is one you'll want to use – again and again! Remember, this would be a really great stocking stuffer! *wink, wink*