Thursday, February 28, 2008

What a good son!


30-ish man #1:

Whenever I'm down, I just go out and get hammered with my mom. When's the last time you got wasted with your mom?

30-ish man #2:

I don't really ever do that.

30-ish man #1:

You've gotta be kidding me, dude. I do it all the time. Think about it -- moms need to get hammered. They never get to go out... Just take her out, get her drunk, and drop her off. It will be the time of her life. Just do it and be a good son.

--Northbound Harlem line


16 blew out from under the bed:

JsTzznU said...

OMG I bet thats what my bar will look like come Sunday AM LOL! Now I can't see taking my MOM out, but I do see my wife's Daughter taking HER out hahaha =)

John-Michael said...

Yesterday saw me as close to that as ever I will be. Mom at the KFC (Kentucky fried chicken [home of trans-fats, MSG's and artery-cloggers beyond count]), after the doctor's, pharmacy, and grocery. PARTY TIME!

Now you know why I need the vicarious thrills found here.

Dazzed and Confused said...

I know your son has got you stoned but I'm not sure if either he or your daughter has ever taken you out to get shit faced.

SweetAnnee said...

LOL
never!! My mom doesn't drink

teehee

thanks for being my friend you saucy
gal you!!

PB said...

The only thing MY mom ever gets hammered is the nails in the cross she is always on...

so, yah... this won't work for me either... BUT, I would take anyone else's mom out and toss a few back.

Anyone have a saucy mom that needs a few drinks and you don't have the time... send them my way... I will show them a good night out. NO, I am not a cad!

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

*GiGGLeS* Tha's priceless!!!

I LOVE getting pissed with my Mum!!! She's as fun as Aunty vi!! xx

Casdok said...

Cant imagine my mum getting hammered!

Ron said...

But also...I don't believe most mothers are as COOL as you are, Nitebyrd!!!!

GREAT photo!!!

Indigo said...

Wish I could go out with my mum, but I wouldn't be able to be ME!! so no never done that, done other things I'm so not proud of, but hey that's life..

Enigma said...

I go out drinking with my son on a regular basis,I try and not get drunk though.. except its not much fun for me..as hes the protective type.

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, fat chance of that ever happening! N1S would prefer that we finance his drinking not the other way around!

Vi said...

oooo.. I can't wait to get hammered with my sons! Well, saying that, they've seen their mum drunk before!

RONJAZZ said...

Since both my folks were bartenders...well...'nuff said.

Phil said...

What the hell?!!?

Pixie said...

My sons and I go out for meals regularly. And have offered to roll me a joint, which I have strangely declined!
And cause it's mother's day here, youngest has brought me flowers, a card and a Luther Vandross CD.
eldest is arriving at 8.30 to spend evening with me.
I am blessed
pxx

Loving Annie said...

kids today are too weird...